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Ayyyyyyyy! I got tagged to do a thing by :iconsikojensika: so I figured I should do it. 

Here were the rules set forth by whoever started this:
1. I have to post these rules.
2. Each person has to share 13 things about them.
3. Answer the 13 questions asked to you and invent 13 questions the people you tag will have to answer. 
4. Choose 13 people.
5. You have to legitimately tag 13 people.
6. You can't say you don't do tags. 
7. Tag-backs are ALLOWED.
8. YOU MUST MAKE A JOURNAL ENTRY. NO COMMENTS. Unless you're commenting about the actual entry. 
9. You have to finish this within a week. If not, you'll have to do whatever the creator tells you to. Art, rp, etc.
10. Be creative with the title. No "I've Got Tagged" things.


Wew lad, there is too much thirteen on this list. Whatever, it's fact time! 


  1. I know for a fact that Sikojensika's name translates to "Pigs's Pig".
  2. I don't upload stuff very often because, I lead an action packed life of doing school work, sleeping and playing video games. It's almost as exciting as the The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.
  3. I can't own a pair of earbuds for more than a few months without the fucking things dying.
  4. I'm probably going to move to Norway in a few years, assuming the race war doesn't come before then.  
  5. I have a pet rabbit.
  6. I own an unopened copy of Shrek 2 on VHS. I got it at a yard sale for 5 cents. 
  7. I once wrote a paper for school about how great Shrek 2 is. In fact, hears a link!
  8. I've been linking to too much shit in this already.
  9. I have drawn several comics for the crusader kings 2 subreddit. To my surprise the highest rated post there is one of my first.
  10. I hate meatloaf.
  11. I like to go all out for Halloween. I feel that if you buy a cheap, shit-tier costume from amazon or something that you are lazy and aren't in the holiday spirit. 
  12. There is a lot of shit that I have in my head that I have yet to draw. Like for example: there is a demonic tick that lives on Christopher Columbus's head and commands him to 'Rape and Pillage', Garret has a weird faceless shriveled man in his basement that he feeds onion skin and diet sprite too, and theres a realm thats nothing but a giant doughnut hurtling through the cosmos while a robed doughnut king jeers and mocks those who are trapped his doughnut zone.
  13. I'm glad this part of the thing is over.

Now for the Questions from Pig's Pig

1) "I am the blue wizard! There's no time to explain! You need to come with me quickly!!" Would you go with the wizard?

Yes

2) "I am the red wizard! There's no time to explain! You need to come with me quickly!!" Would you go with the wizard?

No, his breath reeks of canned tuna. There's something suspicious about that. 

3) Have you ever cut someone off socially, because of them lying too much?

No, probably because I'm the liar. 

4) What kind of a videogame our world needs?

A game where you start off as a German soldier in WW1 and you have some dank trench warfare and your character gets tons of development and they have a depressing backstory about how their dreams were crushed and they turned to the military because of a lack of purpose in their life. Near the end of the game you are fighting in The 
Battle of Ypres then you get mustard gassed and you wake up in a hospital and on the radio they tell how Germany has lost the war and your character passes out in their bed. Then you wake back up and go over to a mirror and start shaving. You shave a way only the sides of your mustache and then its revealed that you were Hitler all along!

5) Do you think that Superman and Batman are doing it? How about spiderman?

I think there doing it, and I think it's sexy. As for spideran, can't say. 

6) Oh no!! Now the two wizards are dueling!! What will you do??

Run away. I've played enough magicka to know that this will go down hill very fast. 

7) What do you think about people who fight about shipping characters? "It's not OK to ship him with him because of X"

I think that it's ridiculous. Besides, it's pricey to ship two characters. The fees are extortionate. 

8) How are you feeling right now?

Fine, a little bored, maybe.

9) Is there something you would like to tell us?

Mom, Dad, 
I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

10) Do you ever go under your duvet and hide there while giggling like a maniac? 

N-no....

11) Your dream house must have a ___?

One of those food generating machines from Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy.

12) Would you rather stay literally unseen for a week (any other senses are ok) or would you rather find 100 empty bottles from streets in a week without help. If you fail, you'll die! You can cheat the system.

If by unseen you mean like invisibility then I choose that. I could shit on people and they wouldn't even know it. 

13) There's a creepy clown that haunts you, nobody else can see him, but you certainly do. There's two cures for the clown (gives you 4 hours of clown-free time) which cure do you choose? 1) making a loud fart noise with your mouth or 2) Yelling "OH MAN, IM GONNA CRAP MYSELF"?

I make loud fart noises with my mouth anyway, so that.




Well I guess I'm done. I'm not tagging anyone because I'm a lazy fuck. 


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Got tagged by: Sikojensika 

The rules I have to follow:
1. Each person has to share 10 facts about themselves.
2. Answer the 10 questions asked by the person who tagged you and make up 10 questions for your ten tags.
3. Choose ten people and put their icon in your journal.
4. Go to their page and inform them that they have been tagged by you.
5. NOT something like "you are tagged if you read that".
6. You have to legitimately tag 10 people.
7. No tag backs!
8. You can't say that you don't do tags.
9. You MUST make a journal entry.

Questions from Sikojensika

1. Christian or Christine Weston Chandler? Which one you prefer?
    Christine. Gotta love that grundel piercing. 


2. Every OC has to have ___ and ___ 

    Tentacles and testicles. 

3. Do you ever go to get (just) snacks after 10 at night? (I do..)

    Yeah, like every night.

4. What you use to do, but don't do anymore? And why? 

    Destroy old toys. I stopped because I stopped being a shithead twelve year-old.

5. What you didn't do, but do now? Aaaaand why?

    Masturbate. I got horny and by dong engorged. It's all legends from there. 

6. Worst thing you have seen on kickstarter?

    The Cyermatrix 100 tu01 takes the cake.

7. What type of music do you like?

    Power and thrash metal. Although I'm not a picky bastard and I'll listen to anything as long as it sounds good to me.

8. Would you rather survive a week with 3 manchildren in northern wilderness (forests, lakes, bears, wolves, rabbits etc) or forced to be 2 weeks at summer camp with angry bitter radical feminists?

    Three manchildren in northern wilderness, definitely. 

9. Most annoying thing people do?

    Trying to act smart by being pretentious dicks.

10. Tell us something that you haven't told before (at DA).
    I spelled my username wrong unintentionally whenever I made this account. It should be "vtheawesome" and not "vtheawesoeme''. "vtheawesome" being the username I use for literally everything else. 



God, I don't know anyone to tag..... so.....
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